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No matter which party you favor, you believe there is a lot on the line in this election. And we’re just here [as always] to provide a wagging tale, a little levity… and a lot of LOVE.
Let’s not let political disagreements affect our love and respect for Friends and Family. Dasher & Buzz aside, political candidates come and go… but Friends and Family are Forever!
| Campaign Graphics 2024 What a crazy political season… between the controversies, indictments, court rulings, embarassing moments and candidate swapping… we only have one question: Who is still in line for this Lure Course Race? | Actually, it doesn’t matter who else is in line. We don’t run against anyone. We run FOR the stuff we love, and let’s face it… We just love to run! Important Reminder: Get out and VOTE, and… KEEP YOUR VOTE GOLDEN!!! |
 | We love this graphic, so we pilfered it from a former candidate. The White House. Just like its Residents. Distinct. Revered. Historical. This graphic calls forth many Memories for those that have them. We also think it plays to the very raw emotional, gustatory and olfactory senses of all…. PIE BUZZ! |
 | Bold. Daring. Undaunted. Just like the candidate who first used this graphic. Dasher is all that, but unlike the other candidate… His The Campaign Manager™ sometimes walks him on a leash. 2024. It’s Time to BE BOLD. VOTE GOLD! |
 | Women Voters represent a critical demographic. And the Women of each party are standing up, standing strong and casting their votes. Fortunately for us… The Ladies Love The Wright Brothers! |
 | While The Wright Bros are oft referred to as ‘metrosexuals’… they are also ‘Ladies’ Men’ who lifted the above graphic from a manly candidate… We are also Total Dudes Who Love Dude Kinds of Things, like… huntin’ and retrievin’, workin’ hard, eatin’ til we pop, burpin’ deep, fartin’ when we need to… and trackin’ in dirt [among other things, lol]! Dudes Love The Wright Brothers! |
 | Rumblings… Rumblings… We cleverly slipped this off The High Heel Shoe Candidate, with just the tiniest bit of chivalrous shame… and made it our own. DASHER WRIGHT 2024! Moving America Forward! #Woof #TailWag #PieMan2024 #PieDidntEatThatShoe #MaybeBuzzDidAintSayin #TheLadiesStillLoveThePie |
 | One of The Other Candidates, not naming names, but she created this graphic with a very valiant declaration… And my The Campaign Manager™ who is clever in thought but short on time… took some liberties with this one… PIE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! #ThereWeFixedIt #PeopleWantPIe |
 | There it was… the first campaign graphic we could borrow… that acknowledges the VP with the Z! The Very Pronounced Z! Buzz is amped. 100. AMPED. Buzz v Walz Having spent some recent time with Joe Rogan, JD might want to trademark the Vanzz!!! |
 | We would be surprised if anyone 100% supported the platforms of The Red or Blue Candidates [that said, I’m sure there are a few]. The critical question is what percentage of the issues and what level of importance each holds… determines your ultimate support? The Golden Motto: We are Wright 100% of The Time! #WrightWright2024 |
| Presidential & Vice Presidential Debate Season In this CRAZY Campaign Year of 2024, it should be no surprise that Debate Season was… A Total Joke. | With speed and accuracy… Dasher Pie easily wins The Presidential Debates! With sheer honesty and a bit of heel nipping… Buzz wins the VP Contest! |
| Election Night 2024 | |
 | America is Riding The Golden Wave!!! The results are in, and I think we can all agree… This is a clear Mandate, a decisive and unifying Direction for Our Great Nation! Prepare now for a wonderful Four Years of Golden Zoomies, Big Smiles, Lots of Laughter, Comforting Cuddles, Training Talk, Backwards Ears, Photo Shoots, and… Tons of Mischief !!! |
 | The Golden Party Platform 2024 by DaSHer PiE wRIghT I would like to share my thoughts on the most critical issues facing The Golden World today. I present them here, in no particular order, because at any given moment each is the most life shaping thing. We Goldens are ALL IN. We love stuff we love. We like stuff we like. And we do NOT like things we DO NOT like… but we don’t hate anything but cancer. And now I present: 3.14… of Pie’s Platform [IYKYK] |
| 1. Bumpers. | Throw It! Throw It! | 158. Speed. | Speed First. |
| 2. Tug | I can do this all day! | 159. Accuracy. | Accuracy Third. Right After Enthusiasm. |
| 3. Spring Water. | In Every Bowl. | 160. Enthusiasm. | Enthusiasm Second. |
| 4. Bird Stuffies. | Love My Birds. | 161. Breakfast. | My Favorite Meal, Along With Dinner. |
| 5. Training. | Wanna 24x7x365 | 162. Easter. | My Favorite Holiday. |
| 6. My Awesome Coach. | She’s the B B B Bomb! | 163. Netflix and Chill. | My Bird, My Mom & Lincoln Lawyer… Oh Yeah. |
| 7. My Greenish Trainer. | My Greatest Accomplishment. | 164. Hulu and Chill. | Last Man Standing, Abbot Elementary or StandUp Comedy. I’m There with Mom. |
| 8. Lamb Meal Toppers. | #1 Training Treat! | 165. Mac and Cheese. | The Cheesier The Better. |
| 9. Pi. | To Infinity and Beyond! | 166. Bacon. | The Source of Dreams. |
| 10. Texas A&M. | Maroon, Thru and Thru! | 167. Under-Drafting Table Office Space. | I Do Some of My Best 8-5 Work There. |
| 11. Miss Reveille. | ***Swoon*** | 168. Pet Deli Lamb Loaf. | Crack. |
| 12. Pie. | Everyone Loves Lime Pie! | 169. Pet Deli Liver Loaf. | More Crack. |
| 13. Retrieves. | Don’t Stop Retrievin’! | 170. Fortune Cookies. | What Could Be More Yummy Than Cookies and Paper??? |
| 14. Heeling. | Fave Skill, and That’s Sayin’ Something! | 171. Dinner Time. | It’s Always About an Hour Later Than It Should Be. |
| 15. Grammies. | Ours are RockStars!!! | 172. Sneezes. | Best When Shared. |
| 16. Goldens. | I’m a proud Breedist. | 173. Buzz or Woody? | Buzz, All The Way!!! |
| 17. Bras. | I’m A Sock Man, Myself. | 174. English Peas. | Chase Em Around The Dinner Bowl. |
| 18. Comedy. | I’m a One Man Show! | 175. Black Eyed Peas. | I Always Get at Least ONE for Luck. |
| 19. Swimming. | Dasher Splasher! | 176. Cream Peas. | Nommy Nommy! |
| 20. Ear Cleaner. | Reluctant Partaker. | 177. Yak Chews. | The Best Thing Since Sliced Brisket! |
| 21. Cotton Balls. | Yum. The Grosser The Better. | 178. Bitey Face. | Love A Good Game, But I”m Not Above Walking Away When I’m Done. |
| 22. Honda PieLot | That’s My Whip! | 179. Work-From-Home. | Two Words: Love. It! |
| 23. Training Shorts. | Tasty Pockets! | 180. Businesses. | I Like to Take my Time. Buzz is Super Efficient. |
| 24. Socks. | I’m a Sock Man. Love to Move Just One… About 6 feet. Just to Let Her Know I Found It. | 181. Toy Shredding. | I Am Vehemently Against. My Running Mate is a Blatant Shredder, so I Take Great Effort to Hide My Birds. |
| 25. Napkins. | Eat a LIttle. Shred the Rest! | 182. Crumbs. | I’ll Take Care of That. |
| 26. Fronts. | Speed And Accuracy. | 183. Turkey HotDogs. | Cold Water Rinsed, 1 Minute in the Microwave, Paper Towel Dabbed, Then Thin Sliced Short Way. Spit Those Treats, Mom! |
| 27. Finishes. | Speed And Accuracy. | 184. Hawaiian Rolls. | If I’m Really Nice… |
| 28. Mats. | “Mat and Chill”. | 185. Little Reums. [aka Kennels]. | I Love My Little Reum. It’s Like My Man Cave. |
| 29. Big Bed. | Everybody Loves The Big Bed. | 186. Soft Side Travel Condos. | Soft Side Travel Crates = Adventures!!! Let’s GO!!! |
| 30. Pillows. | I Prefer Mom. But a Pillow Will Do. | 187. Scent Discrimination. | A Very Fun Methodical Game. |
| 31. Aggie Football. | Got Game Day Gear. In Elko We Trust! Gig Em, Ags! WHOOP!!! | 188. Borders – XPens. | Much Better from The Outside than The Inside. I Have a Great Appreciation Since I Became the Senior in the Household. |
| 32. Aggie Baseball. | Love Coach Earley! These Guys are Fun. And These Guys Finished Second in The College World Series!!! WHOOP!!! | 189. Borders – Baby Gates. | Preferable to a Closed Door. You can See and Be Seen. And You Can Even Get a Head Pat and an Ear Skritch. |
| 33. Aggie Softball. | Coach Ford is a Rock Star and Our Team Knocks It Out of The Park! WHOOP!!! | 190. Borders – Fences. | My Kingdom. My Fence. I Shall Mark It So! |
| 34. Aggie Basketball. | Men and Women! Coach Buzz Williams and Coach Joni Taylor Bring Out The Best! Gig Em Ags!!! | 191. Door Dash. | Meal Delivered??? More ME TIME!!! |
| 35. Aggie Volleyball. | These Ladies Put It Away! WHOOP! | 192. Holiday LayAway Toys. | Location: Her Closet. Opportunity: She Occasionally Forgets to Close The Door. Cue ‘Mission Impossible’ Music… |
| 36. Wobble Boards. | Nobody goes crazy for a Wobble Board, like I do! | 193. Slippers. | We Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere. And I’m Super Ok with That. |
| 37. TV. | Huge Fan. Dialog Shows are My Chill Space. | 194. Birthdays Celebrations. | The Single Best Reason To Wear A Hat!!! |
| 38. Thanksgiving. | My Favorite Holiday! | 195. Duck Chews. | Like A Good Cigar [so I’m Told]… |
| 39. Snuggles. | Limited Agreement. On My Terms, Preferred. | 196. Stainless Steel Buckets. | Fill Em Up! |
| 40. Christmas. | My Favorite Holiday! | 197. Goldfish. | I’m a Good Boy! |
| 41. Go-Outs. | Speed Required. My Strength! | 198. Turkey Jerky. | Patience Is A Virtue. Mom Dehydrates It. We Nom It!!! |
| 42. Everybody Loves Raymond. | Best. Show. Ever. | 199. Shampoo. | Best When In The Bottle. |
| 43. Last Man Standing. | Best. Show. Ever. | 200. Frozen Bil-Jac. | Crack from The Grocery Store! |
| 44. Recalls. | Most Worked Skill. | 201. Bananas. | Unless Mashed Up in a Frozen Concoction… It’s a Hard Pass for Me. |
| 45. Drama. | I’m Not Above a Little Drama… For Example, When There’s a Leaf or Bit of Grass in The Water Bowl… Just Sayin’. | 202. Aunts. | Along with Grammies, Aunts are The Rock Stars of The World. And Mine are The Best!!! [Mom is Pretty OK too]. |
| 46. Trolley Rides. | Loved Our CRV!!! Free Rides For All!!! | 203. Slow Eater Bowls. | I’m a Speed Slow Eater Bowl Champion. |
| 47. Peanut Butter. | NumNumNumNum | 204. Sticker Burs. | No Problem until You’re on the way to The Truck. Then… Cripplin’. |
| 48. Peanut Butter Boxes. | Bring It, Mr. PBB Delivery Man!!! | 205. Sticky Burs. | When Present… The Bane of My Existence. |
| 49. Docks. | I’ve Been Known to Climb The Gate at the Top of The Ramp! | 206. Stinky Stuff. | In Our Administration, Stinky Stuff will be Abundant and Free!!! |
| 50. Dock Diving. | In the Fan World, Splasher is Dasher’s Middle Name! #DasherSplasher #SplasherDasher | 207. Kids. | Love those little Quirky Humans! |
| 51. Stability Balance Balls. | Working to Strengthen Our VP Performance! | 208. Cold Noses. | Our Secret Weapon. Shhhh… |
| 52. Food Bins. | Must Be Checked Daily by Home Land Security Goldens. | 209. Mom’s Ears. | Perfect Strike Location for a Secret Weapon. |
| 53. Cooling Mats. | Magic. | 210. Attention. | Now! |
| 54. Bandanas. | I’m All About High Fashion. | 211. Bow Ties. | Oh Yean, I’m All About My Bow Tie. |
| 55. My Woman. My Boo. My Booze. | Love Her. She’s Mine. | 212. Toof Brushes. | Tentative joy. |
| 56. Crinkle Toys. | 213. Toof Paste. | Vanilla, Baby… The Line Starts Here! | |
| 57. Doorways. | Historic Golden Preference Aside… Current Policy Also Endorses As They Choose… Doorway-In-Out! | 214. Boxes. | is it a bomb how did it get here let me help open it whats in it YAY IT’S FOR ME!!! |
| 58. Carpet Runners. | Cover Those Slippery Floors! ☑️ Buzz Approved! | 215. Paw Touches. | A Thinking Game. I’m In! |
| 59. Place. | We’re On It! | 216. Breath Spray. | Against. Firmly. Firmly Against. I’ve learned more from avoiding it than chancing getting a spray! |
| 60. Balance Disks. | I’m On It! | 217. Carrying Stuff Around. | Goldens. That’s What We Do! |
| 61. Water Retrieves. | YES. YES. YES. Let’s do More! | 218. Stretches. | Mandatory When Mom Tries to Hurry Us. |
| 62. Modeling. | I Am Pro Level. 100%! | 219. Nail Trims. | Necessary Maintenance, but if Buzz is getting his trimmed, I want mine done too! |
| 63. Jumps. | Love Jumps. Bars are Negotiable. | 220. Dremels. | Re: Item 219. |
| 64. Tunnels. | Acceleration Tubes!!! | 221. Independence Day. | My Favorite HOliday! |
| 65. Weaves. | Take Em or Leave Em. | 222. Mom’s Going Out Clothes & Shoes. | I just go to My LIttle Reum. |
| 66. Scrambled Eggs. | Nothing better than Breakfast, unless it’s Second Breakfast! | 223. Bully Sticks. | Nothing More Relaxing than a Good Stick. |
| 67. Boiled Eggs. | Tasty as a Snack or Dinner Garnish! | 224. Bones. | Obsessed! |
| 68. The CRV Trolley. | Sure Miss The Original Pie Wagon! | 225. Sit Boxes. | If the Patooty Fits… We sits! |
| 69. Chewy. | Yippy Skippy!!! | 226. Ribbons. | |
| 70. Blue Heron. | Majestic Neighbors. Often On Garbage Night. 🫢 | 227. Academy Sports & Outdoors. | |
| 71. Elephant Stuffies. | 228. The Home Depot. | ||
| 72. Big Brothers. | loveLoveLOVE! ❤️ | 229. Pizza Bones. | |
| 73. Little Brothers. | love. 💓 | 230. Doorbells. | |
| 74. Sons. | LOVE. 🙂😍💓❤️ | 231. Complimentary Continental Breakfast. | |
| 75. Rosettes. | 232. PetCo. | ||
| 76. Swimming Pools. | 233. YellaWood Beavers. | ||
| 77. Kiddy Pools. | 234. Bathroom Doors. | ||
| 78. Kleenex-Used. | 235. Ear Trims. | ||
| 79. Kleenex-New. | 236. Amazon. | ||
| 80. Dumbbells. | 237. Beaches. | ||
| 81. Fetch-It. | 238. Gulfs. | ||
| 82. Fetch. | 239. Mountains. | ||
| 83. Lizards. | 240. Temptations. | ||
| 84. Neighbors. | Mine are The Best… and I love Our Play Battles with Their Black Labrador Children. | 241. Orange Traffic Cones. | Go Figure… 8! |
| 85. Owls. | Who? | 242. Figure 8s. | Who Loves Figure 8 Heeling… This Guy!!! |
| 86. Pelicans. | What The…??? These Guys are Different! | 243. Camp Chairs. | |
| 87. Pill Pockets. | Yes. | 244. Mailmen. | |
| 88. Pills. | I draw the line with the Pockets. | 245. Cabela’s. | LFG! They’ve Got The Good Stuff! |
| 89. String Cheese. | Skill Performance Support Sticks. | 246. Bass Pro Shops. | Good Stuff, Part Too! |
| 90. Clever Collars. | Every Good Boy should have an Assortment of Custom Collars! | 247. Coat Blowing. | It’s an Outer Body Explosion! |
| 91. Carrots. | Orange Delights! | 248. Brushings. | Brush as Much as You Want. I’ll Make More! |
| 92. Watermelon. | Heaven! | 249. Fur Tumbleweeds. | Please Just Acknowledge Defeat. |
| 93. Cantaloupe. | Heaven, Part II! | 250. Cell Phone Games. | For The Love of All That is Golden, Just Stop. Now. |
| 94. Mud. | What’s the big deal??? | 251. Tile Floors. | Belly Coolers! |
| 95. Drainage Swales. | Zoomie Track after a Good Rain. Excellent Wallowin’ Zone too! | 252. Mom’s Personal Cell Phone Calls | Mischief Unleashed! |
| 96. Cookies. | As The Buzz says… Eat Quick Ask Questions Later. | 253. Mom Out of [Home] Office Calendar Event. | Stay Calm. Stay Chill. But Think of Activating Nuclear Preparedness Siren. Just Sayin’. |
| 97. Dasuquin. | Our Evening Garnish! | 254. Poop. | Pie: On It! Buzz: Super Fast! |
| 98. Houston Astros! | Let’s Go ‘Stros!!! Tuve is our Favorite! | 255. Pee. | Pie: Consider Strategy! Buzz: Just Pee! |
| 99. Squirrels. | Get Off My Lawn!!! | 256. Homemade Soft Tortillas. | I Love a Thumb Print Cheese Soft Taco! |
| 100. Possums. | I’m in Stalk Mode Nightly… but Not Nearly as Fun as when they Go Dead. | 257. Feetsy Trims. | I rock The Grinch / Street Feet… but Peak Performance dictates I wrestle with The Groomer for Neat Feets! |
| 101. Cats. | Never Had a Cat Scan. | 258. People’s Court. | |
| 102. June Bugs. | Fun to Catch. Even Funner to Let Go! | 259. Drive-Thru Windows. | |
| 103. Loose Leash Walks. | 260. Hotels. | ||
| 104. Cuddles. | 261. Blueberries. | ||
| 105. Spinning. | 262. Space Ship Beds. | ||
| 106. People. | 263. Flat Fluffy Beds. | ||
| 107. Ziploc Bags. | Hearing Test Devices. | 264. Bluebirds. | Too Small to Concern Ourselves. |
| 108. Snack Wrappers. | Attention Grabbers. Excellent Between Meal Snacks. | 265. Robins. | So Peaceful. We always give them a pass. |
| 109. Halloween. | My Favorite Holiday! | 266. Carolina Finches.. | No Problem until they Shove Their Babies Outta The Nest to Hop Around Our Yard. #CruelParenting #TheirsAndOurs |
| 110. Training Bags. | LFG!!! | 267. Cardinals. | Mom always puts a Hand on Her Hearts… so we leave them alone. |
| 111. Vet Clinics. | So Grateful to Have Everyone Gather To See Me in This Place! | 268. Blue Jays. | The Media Secretary will censor my statement, so I’ll just say… AHMFs [IYKYK] |
| 112. Veterinarians. | Love Them! Slap Them with My Waggin’ Tail! | 269. Mockingbirds. | Texas State Bird. Independent & Strong. And Mean AH! |
| 113. Sits. | I Sit on S… | 270. Air Scenting. | |
| 114. Stands. | Pop and Lock! | 271. Ground Sniffing. | |
| 115. Downs. | Splat! | 272. Black Labs. | Big Bark. Big Body. Just a Slightly More Serious Big Lug of a Retriever. |
| 116. Stays. | 273. Poodles. | Whoa… What Was That??? | |
| 117. Nose Touches. | 274. Papillons. | The Most Terrifying Creatures on Earth. | |
| 118. Deliveries. | 275. Grass Cologne. | Love a Sweet Roll. | |
| 119. Fatherhood. | 276. B-Dubs. | b dubs GO!!! | |
| 120. Puppies. | 277. The Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo. | He was almost My Running Mate… but Mom Insisted on The Buzz. | |
| 121. Ear Rubs. | 278. Closets. | ||
| 122. Neck Skritches. | 279. Christmas Trees. | ||
| 123. Parks. | 280. Christmas Stockings. | ||
| 124. Green Belts. | 281. Abbott Elementary. | ||
| 125. Playgrounds. | 282. Seinfeld. | ||
| 126. Green Beans. | 283. Hazel. | ||
| 127. Salmon & Rice. | There is No Doubt. She Loves Me. | 284. Mr. Dyson. | Suck it up. We’ll Make More! |
| 128. Slim Leashes. | 285. Teeters. | So. Much. Fun! | |
| 129. Sleeping In. | I’m all good, but Buzz is on alert for Mom’s First Toe Wiggle… Then The Parade Begins. | 286. Titers. | I’m A Believer! |
| 130. Reindeer. | Dasher is My Favorite, but I love them ALL. | 287. Frogs. | We Pretend I Don’t See Them. |
| 131. Ponds. | 288. Conference Calls. | ||
| 132. Ducks. | 289. Peanut Butter Crackers. | We Have a Small Chance. | |
| 133. Geese. | 290. Bark Box! | Spin, Dance and Put Your Snooter In The Way of the Box Cutter Worthy! | |
| 134. Cargo Shorts. | 291. Matt Removal. | Unfazed. | |
| 135. Training Collars. | Me! Me! Me! Buzz and I Both Want to Be The One! | 292. Tennis Balls. | You Can’t Hide This From Me. You Can’t. |
| 136. Family Reunions. | So Fun! Need More! | 293. PetsMart. | LFG! ☑️ Source of Buzz Anti Edible Toys. |
| 137. Belly Rubs. | On Our Terms, Can’t Get Enough… Until We Get Enough. | 294. Bath Mats. | |
| 138. Paper Towels. | Excellent Appetizer, Snack or Dessert. | 295. Distractions. | |
| 139. Baths. | Fluff Restoration. Trick Me, because I won’t be known for Playing Along. | 296. Cosplay. | |
| 140. Showers. | Same as a Bath, but Mom gets Drenched, too. | 297. Hats. | |
| 141. Cicadas Emergin’. | Ground Sniffin’ and Diggin’ Craziness along with Mom Screamin’ NO! | S298. Door Manners. | |
| 142. Cicada Carcasses. | Buzz: Yum, Crunchy. ☑️ Me: No Thanks. | 299. Steak & Fajita Scraps. | |
| 143. Splash Pads. | ☑️ Buzz Approved! | 300. Bone Broth. | |
| 144. Sprinklers. | Fun at First, Then There’s No Challenge. | 301. Clean Sheets. | Words Simply Cannot Express… My Zen. |
| 145. Hose Nozzle Streams. | Total Challenge! Love It! | 302. Jammies. | Jammy Lover Here! |
| 146. Fire Hydrants. | AKA Gossip Spot | 303. Lights Out. | Yes, please! |
| 147. Oak Trees. | Love The Shade. Not a Fan of The Residents or The Roots. | 304. Pumpkin. | |
| 148. Maintenance Trades. | Grateful You Showed Up, but please know… I Can Help You!!! | 305. Endosorb. | We Spread The Word. |
| 149. Coolers. | LFG!!! And in the event you think you are going without me… NO!!! | 306. Indoor Temperatures | Extreme Hot or Cold: I am Velcro. Moderate Temps: Meh. |
| 150. Hawks. | Sometimes they sit on my fence… but not when I’m out there! | 307. Sticks. | I’m naming Buzz… The Stick Czar! ☑️ |
| 151. Eagles. | Totally Magestic. We Recently had to cut down a tree that Our Local Eagle rested in… Can’t express the joy we felt when we recently saw him soar again overhead! | 308. Dish Towels. | |
| 152. Cheddar Cheese. | 309. Counter Surfing | ||
| 153. Mexican 4 Blend Cheese. | 310. Sardines. | ||
| 154. Shopping Bags. | 311. Time Changes. | ||
| 155. Ice. | What. A. Disappointment. | 312. High Fives. | |
| 156. Videos. | Training Videos: 100% Cooperation. Just for Fun Videos: 87% Fail. | 313. Gimme Ten! | |
| 157. Joy Balls. | All. About. It! | 314. BBQ Grills. | |
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