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Our Motto… Make America Golden Again — One Fur Tumbleweed at a Time!!!
We’re Blowing Our Coats, so It’s Going To Be Quick!!!
Quicker Than Anything You’ve Ever Seen,
and It’s Going to Be Fantastic.
More Fantastic than The World Has Ever Witnessed!!!
| Campaign Graphics The Media Consultant ™ advised us to create a unique graphic identity. We were puzzled at first, because we have TWO MORE LEGS than the opponents… how more unique can you be??? But she said – – – Think BUMPER STICKER! … Did she say BUMPER??? | The Golden Party proudly stands on Command Discrimination. We also Offer Behaviors Our Audience Finds Pleasing… so it just makes good sense to borrow a bit from public relations of our two legged political opponents. VOTE GOLDEN!!! |
 | The Silent E What do Joe and Reuf have in common? The Silent E, of course! BAM! Vote Reuf 2020! Confidence is everything. |
 | What do Joe, Reuf and Pie have in common? The Silent E! Also… “Everyone Loves… PIE” !!! [IYKYK!] REUF / PIE 2020! |
 | The Mom™…I mean, The Media Consultant™ insisted on seeing our formal names. We thought WRIGHT / WRIGHT but went with REUFUS / DASHER instead! |
 | Reufus J Wright wholeheartedly endorses The MAGA MOVEMENT. MAKE AMERICA GOLDEN AGAIN!!! |
 | In 2016… We Vowed to MAKE AMERICA GOLDEN AGAIN… one hair at a time. Welcome to 2020… The steaks are high [not to mention, way more expensive]… We Vow to MAKE AMERICA GOLDEN AGAIN… ONE FUR TUMBLEWEED AT A TIME!!! |
| Presidential & Vice Presidential Debate Season Our Candidates always put on a good show…Debate prep is always solid. The Boys are ready! With Reuf’s humble disposition, congenial tail wag… and Rock Star Ability to rub shoulders & use The Golden Lean… Reufus is always a Favorite! | As The VP Candidate, Dasher Pie is sure he knows the answer before the question has been asked. He also has the ability to change positions in a split second. With speed, spins and accuracy… Dasher Pie is the Ninja of Debate Candidates! And now, we are happy to present… Our Post-Debate Graphics! |
 | Here’s a small sample of the issues we support: FENCES — FOR WIDE OPEN FIELDS — FOR SQUIRRELS — UP THAT TREE OR ELSE PAW TRIMS — NO, JUST NO |
 | Presidential Debate. Looking quite poised tonight. Confident, yet gentle. Presidential, yet approachable. Standing tall against the accusations that he’s a good boy… a very good boy. One hundred percent accurate! “It’s all about those eyes, ya’all!”. Reufus Jackson Wright, declared Winner! |
 | Vice Presidential Candidates Introduced… BREAKING NEWS … … … The debate is just underway, and there is already sn’art all over the glass panels! Oh, That Pie Man… |
 | Vice Presidential Debate. The debate started with each candidate promising gifts all Oprah style… It was the usual free breakfast, lunch and dinner. Free transportation. Free Education. Free Housing. Unimpressed, Pie has all those things anyway… and yet, he ran circles around the other opponents. Literally. Circles. Dasher Pie for The Win! |
| Election Night Two parties are are sweating and nervously manning computers, crunching numbers… and actually partying.… | At The Golden Party Headquarters, Our Presidential Candidate is snoozing, and his Running Mate is watching Everybody Loves Raymond. Confidence is everything. |
 | The Golden Party has picked up support in a couple of new states since 2016. We’ve got this in The Treat Bag. See you at the Inaugural Ball! [Wait… Did you say ball???} Reufus / Pie 2020!!! |